RE: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack
- From: "Vergara, Michael (TEM)" <mvergara@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 17:01:15 -0800
Y'know, I have a friend who owns a Nickel-plated .44 Magnum
revolver - the Dirty Harry gun, only very shiny. He took a
picture of me firing that weapon, and I pinned it up in my
cube with a title "The Line Forms to the Right". I was
shooting towards the right in the photo.
It Worked. No kidding.
'Course, where I am now the Cubicle Police would have me fired
post-haste for being such a politically incorrect anti-social
gun-toting anarchist. Whatever happened to a sense of humor?
Cheers,
Mike
-----Original Message-----
From: Rachel Carmichael [mailto:wisernet100@xxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2004 4:47 PM
To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack
guns get you arrested. I have a minature baseball bat at my desk. Has
the added benefit of not disturbing the other DBAs when I use it :)
--- Mladen Gogala <mladen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On 02/05/2004 03:54:17 PM, DENNIS WILLIAMS wrote:
>=20
> > If you are the only DBA, things get hairy fast. Phone ringing off
> the
> > hook,
> > people standing around your desk asking questions like "should we
> > bounce Oracle?".
>=20
> Isn't that why people have invented firearms? Situations like that =20
> made me into an NRA fan. This can be summarized as: the larger
> caliber
> you have, the less inclined people are to hang out around your desk.
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