Re: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack

  • From: Rachel Carmichael <wisernet100@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 16:47:06 -0800 (PST)

guns get you arrested. I have a minature baseball bat at my desk. Has
the added benefit of not disturbing the other DBAs when I use it :)


--- Mladen Gogala <mladen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On 02/05/2004 03:54:17 PM, DENNIS WILLIAMS wrote:
> 
> > If you are the only DBA, things get hairy fast. Phone ringing off
> the
> > hook,
> > people standing around your desk asking questions like "should we
> > bounce Oracle?".
> 
> Isn't that why  people have invented firearms? Situations like that  
> made me into an NRA fan. This can be summarized as: the larger
> caliber
> you have, the less inclined people are to hang out around your desk.
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