guns get you arrested. I have a minature baseball bat at my desk. Has the added benefit of not disturbing the other DBAs when I use it :) --- Mladen Gogala <mladen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > On 02/05/2004 03:54:17 PM, DENNIS WILLIAMS wrote: > > > If you are the only DBA, things get hairy fast. Phone ringing off > the > > hook, > > people standing around your desk asking questions like "should we > > bounce Oracle?". > > Isn't that why people have invented firearms? Situations like that > made me into an NRA fan. This can be summarized as: the larger > caliber > you have, the less inclined people are to hang out around your desk. > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. > -- > Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ > FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html > ----------------------------------------------------------------- __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online. http://taxes.yahoo.com/filing.html ---------------------------------------------------------------- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. -- Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html -----------------------------------------------------------------