RE: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack
- From: "Hand, Michael T" <HANDM@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "'oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 10:33:25 -0500
Bill,
The spelling is correct, however I've found that shorter blades that
can be thrown are more effective when they try to make a run for it. ;)
What the heck, it Friday and commuting through the snow is going to be
a joy.
Mike
-----Original Message-----
From: Thater, William [mailto:William.Thater@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2004 8:06 AM
To: 'oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'
Subject: RE: Capacity Planner from OEM VS Statspack
Mladen Gogala scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon:
> On 02/05/2004 03:54:17 PM, DENNIS WILLIAMS wrote:
>
>> If you are the only DBA, things get hairy fast. Phone ringing off
>> the hook, people standing around your desk asking questions like
>> "should we bounce Oracle?".
>
> Isn't that why people have invented firearms? Situations like that
> made me into an NRA fan. This can be summarized as: the larger caliber
> you have, the less inclined people are to hang out around your desk.
i always found a Katana(sp?) hanging on the wall of my cube rather
effective.;-)
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Bill "Shrek" Thater ORACLE DBA
"I'm going to work my ticket if I can..." -- Gilwell song
william.thater@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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