David Ritchie, Department of Minority Humour The Vital Spark College Mudges, Argyll
How would you rate this one? Earl and Bubba, two good ol boys from Dixie, are quietly sittin in a boat fishin, chewin(tobacco) an drinkin sweet tea when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits, sips his tea and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find. -- John McCreery The Word Works, Ltd., Yokohama, JAPAN Tel. +81-45-314-9324 http://www.wordworks.jp/