No, Carol; I haven't milked a cow. Most of the dairies round here are mechanised, so it's just a matter of putting the rubber hose on the udder and leaving things well alone. Mind you, I have milked a goat, though. And been chased by a boar. And a bullock. Oh, yes, and been mistaken for a gander by a very thick...randy goose! -----Original Message----- From: Carol O'Connor - Email Address: missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx Sent On: 02/08/2012 15:13 Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] Daft jim hi jim just come across your email very interesting hey jim bet you never milked a cow I have with great difficulties back in the 90's wow the bloody cows tail kept whacking me with the bugger would stop geting fidigity hahahahahahaha it was a group out with that day centre frank taylor centre i wore my wellinton boots but my god could smell cow shit all over the farm hahahahahahaha easing my guts up oh not joking jim terrible smell all over that feild hated milking the cow oh not joking it was hard . Love Carol xxxx ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5171 - Release Date: 08/02/12