Why did the farmer ride his horse into town? Because it was too heavy to
carry.
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple.
Where do cows go on December 31st? A moo year’s eve party.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
What does a triceratops sit on? On its tricera-bottom.
What did the snowman ask the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.
Why are elevator jokes the funniest? Because they work on so many levels.
What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? A dino-snore!
What did the fisherman say to the magician? “Pick a cod, any cod.”
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.
Why was the student’s report card wet? It was below C level.
What kind of pizza do dogs eat? Pup-eroni pizza!
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
Which side of a cow is the hairiest? The outside!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas!
Why do bowling pins have such a hard life? They’re always getting
knocked down.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Computer chips.
Why did the M&M go to school? Because she wanted to be a Smartie.
What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shell-fies.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants while he played? In case he
got a hole in one.
What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.
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