Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I couldn’t work today because of an eye problem. I just can’t see myself
working today.
When in doubt, mumble.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department
usually uses water.
When it comes to work, change is inevitable, except from the vending
machine.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting
on your pants.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably
haven’t completely understood the situation.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be
taken seriously.
Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
--
Jacob Kruger
Skype: BlindZA
"...resistance is futile...but, acceptance is versatile..."
