[access-uk] error message

  • From: "Peter Logue" <peterlogue@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 15:09:39 -0400

Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction


These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might
be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your
inspectors mandate.

Please try the following:
List of 7 items
. Click the
refresh.gif (82 bytes)
Regime change button, or try again later.
. If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar,
make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
. To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then
click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click
Consensus. The
settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
. If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can
examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
 Detect weapons
. Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the
Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime
will install.
. If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make
sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools
and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head
in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
. Click the
button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
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