[guide.chat] jokes
- From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:09:15 -0000
jokes after maney years of married life a man comes impotent after seeking
help everwere he eventually
turens to a wichdocter the witchdocter cast a powerful spell and tells
the man that all he as to do is get an erection is say one too three he,ll
then be sttiff for as long as he wonts to make the erection disappear
someone has to say one too three four there is a catch how ever once the
spell as been used it can not be used again for another year the man rushes
home and gets tobed wife and says one too three is puzzled wife says what did
you say one too three for
harry and tom are chang in the locker room when tom renarks on the huge
size of is penis its a beauty isn't it says harrey
its a transplant job cost me £10000
a few months later they were back in the locker room
tom drops is trousers and says you were ripped off with that transplant i
had a new one fitted last month and it only cost me £500
herry peeres at toms new penis and says no wonder it was so cheep thats my
old one
harry as a crush on a girl at work he is dying to ask her out on a date but
every time he sees her he gets huge uncontrollable erection one one day
summons up the nerve to phone her and they arrange to go on a date to prepare
for the evening harry straps his penice to is leg so he won't embarrass him
self he arrives at the girls house and rings on the door bell unfortunately
she answers the door in her underwere and harry kicks her in the face
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