[guide.chat] jokes
- From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 4 Mar 2012 11:08:40 -0000
jokes old men don't need viagra because they are impotent old men need viagre
because old women are very ervy ugly
a old man warlk s into a pharmacy and ask for a bottle of viagra the
pharmacies do you have a prescription ?
no says the old man but here is a picture of my wife
if you think that you might need viagra see a professional if that dusent
work see a docter
for years the medical profession as been looking after the ill to make
them better now with viagra they're raising the dead
have you seen the new viagre smiley face ?
i know a man who spends all is savings on viagra now he is really hard up
i started my new diet this morning it consists viagar and prune juice -now
i can't tell if i'm comeing ore going
a woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast ,bacon and eggs perhaps
a slice of toast ?she says or may be some grapefuit
and a cup of coffee ?her husband declines its this viagra
he says its really taken the edge off my appetite at noon she asks if he
would like some lunch a bolw of supe perhaps ?a cheese sandwich ? she says
or how about a bolw or chilli and a beer again the husband declines no
thanks he says its the viagra i reley don't feel hungry at all at dinner
time she asks if he wonts anything to eat would you like a pizza ? how a
bout stir fry ? that'll oney take a cople of minutes once more her husband
declines no thanks its the viagra i really don't feel like eating anthing
okay
says is wife i understand but would you mind getting the hell off me for a
minute?
i'am starving
stan the funny man
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