[guide.chat] jokes

  • From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 3 Mar 2012 10:26:45 -0000

jokes 
a wife is distaught  because her husband  little soldier   cant't salute   any  
more  she  gose to her  docter and explains the situation the docter thinks  
for a wile then hands her a slip of paper  listen he says  i don't do this for 
everone  but  get this  prescription and put three  droups in is milk  be fore 
he gose  to bed  two  weeks  later  
the woman returens and the docter  asks how it went he's  dead  sniffs  the 
woman i put thirty  drops in is milk by accident  now we'er  looking  for an  
antidote  so we can close the  coffin      

there's a new tipe  of  coffee on the markit viagraccino one cup and you're up 
all night 

generic virgra   is sold  under the name fix-aflat 

a old man is puting on is coat  were are you going  ask is wife to the docters  
replide the old man  iam going to get some of those new viagra   pills  hearing 
is wife started  puting on her coat  i am comeing with you she says  ?why ask 
the old man  is wife replied if you are thinking of putting that  rusty old 
thing  inside me  i am  going to get atetanus shot    

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