jokes a wife is distaught because her husband little soldier cant't salute any more she gose to her docter and explains the situation the docter thinks for a wile then hands her a slip of paper listen he says i don't do this for everone but get this prescription and put three droups in is milk be fore he gose to bed two weeks later the woman returens and the docter asks how it went he's dead sniffs the woman i put thirty drops in is milk by accident now we'er looking for an antidote so we can close the coffin there's a new tipe of coffee on the markit viagraccino one cup and you're up all night generic virgra is sold under the name fix-aflat a old man is puting on is coat were are you going ask is wife to the docters replide the old man iam going to get some of those new viagra pills hearing is wife started puting on her coat i am comeing with you she says ?why ask the old man is wife replied if you are thinking of putting that rusty old thing inside me i am going to get atetanus shot