jokes a woman goes to her docter can you help she says my husband 300 per sent impotent I'm sorry says the doctor but I an not sure I understand what you mean the woman replied well he can't get a erection last week he burned his tongue and now he as gone and broke is fingers harry and Jane are trying for a baby but harry as no lead in is pencil he goes to the doctor who gives him a course of monkey gland injections they do the trick and with in a month Jane is pregnant nine months later harry rings the doctor to tell him the good news my wife had a baby last night doctor it was seven pounds eight ounces congratulations says the doter is it a boy ore a girl were not sure replied harry once we get the ladder we,ll be able to pry it off the ceiling fan and fine out