a woman takes her dachshunds a mail and femail to the vet for a check up as the mail been neutered? asks the vet there is no need replied the woman at home i keep the female upstaires and the mails downstaires there's no chance they,ll have puppys can't the maie climb stairs ask the vet no replies the woman not when he's got a hard on a young coppel as just got married and about to spend the first night together the man says the is something you ought to know -im hung like a baby his bride is disappointed but tell him that sex isn's the importent things love is what makes the marriage special hereing this the husband takes off his trousers and and the woman faints when she recovered the woman says what the hell was that ? you said that you were hung like a baby i am replied her husband it weight is seven pounds