[guide.chat] jokes

  • From: "Stanley Carter" <stanleycarter3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:08:44 -0000

a woman  takes  her dachshunds   a mail and femail to the vet for a check  up 
as the mail  been neutered? 
asks the vet there is no  need  replied the woman at home i keep the female 
upstaires  
and the mails  downstaires  there's no chance  they,ll have puppys can't the 
maie  climb  stairs  ask the vet  no replies the woman  not when he's  got  a 
hard  on 

a young  coppel as just got married  and about to spend  the first  night 
together 
the man says  the is something you ought to know -im hung  like a baby  his 
bride is disappointed but  tell him that sex isn's the importent things  love 
is what  makes the marriage  special hereing  this the husband takes off his 
trousers and and the woman  faints  
when she  recovered  the woman says 
what the hell was that ?
you said that you were hung  like a baby  i am  replied   her  husband  it 
weight is  seven  pounds 

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