I shake the musician like a rat in a cats mouth as I yell loudly. "Any one
sings that song in my presence and I cut the tongue out of lying mouth!"
I draw my dagger, and look at the musician. "You want a song? Heres the words,
I don't care what tune you put it to,... Listen and Be warned, Ahearn
MacPhereson, Paladin of the All Mother, her favorite son, is coming, Carl
Tomak. And death's coming with him!"
I toss him to the ground and point the dagger at the musician. "Death's coming
with him!"
I go to the closest pub and get a drink. Anyone starts to sing the song, gets
pounded on.
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Subject: [stoddard] Re: Interesting Song
Ahearn will learn that Carl Tomak is listed as the original musician. A couple
came and sang it for about a week, taught it to everyone, and then gave every
musician in town two gold to play it for at least a month. It is a crowd
favorite these days. People are always asking for it, well not you, but most
people.
On Wed, Apr 26, 2023 at 4:58 AM Tim Farley
<dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
excellent
On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 01:53:58 AM EDT, James Hurley
<angushurley@xxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:angushurley@xxxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
Well, since Mother's voice is not in my head, the first Musician I hear singing
that, get's punched into submission.
Then a growled question. "Where. Did. You. Learn. That. Song?"
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Subject: [stoddard] Interesting Song
Many of you will hear the following song being sung around town by street
musicians and by some of the minstrels in taverns. Bonaluria's skald does not
sing it; or at least you have not heard it.
Hagar the Coward
Hagar was a little dwarf
Cowardice was his trade
He'd run at the first sign of trouble
With no plans to stay
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so brave and bold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
He'd tremble at the slightest noise
His knees would start to shake
He feared the dark, he feared the light
He feared every step he'd take
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so brave and bold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
But did Hagar foind his heart
And courage he did not find
He stood not tall, he faced his fears
And wet his small behind
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so sad and cold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
