With all these things y'all are saying are bad to have, by the time Holly and
Carandolana get to where they're interested in such things they'll have a
criteria list that'll be impossible for anyone to meet, much less exceed.
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Behalf Of Jeffrey Cowen ("jeffreyh_1969texas")
Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2023 11:41 PM
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Subject: [stoddard] Re: Interesting Song
Was not even aware Tina’s mother even made it to the new continent. That would
indeed be bad luck.
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 03:55:46 PM CDT, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Agatha would not let her pass; she has Sean’s back; Tina might have his front
though
On Tue, Apr 25, 2023 at 3:51 PM timfarleynj <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
<mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
Now, if Sean has my father’s luck, his mother-in-law will show up in
half an hour to welcome him back to port…..
Sent from my newest piece of technology that isn’t paying me for the
free advertising.
On Apr 25, 2023, at 4:20 PM, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx
<mailto:smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
Susie is not present. Potentially Tina sent her away, Would you
like to take time to ask?
On Tue, Apr 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM Tim Farley
<dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
I'm away from my spreadsheet, but doesn't Tina have a
maid/companion, and older woman named Sarah, or something with an S? (OK, the
name is probably off). Sean will greet her warmly as well, just not as warmly
as he will Tina.
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 03:59:26 PM EDT, Tim
Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >
wrote:
"So, you've met my wife? Very good. Just remember,
she is infinitely more important to me than my own life. If ever you are
forced into a position where you save either her or me, it is her. I'll figure
a way out of whatever I figured a way into." Sean winks at Agatha and opens
the door. "Honey, I'm home...."
At some point in time during the next day, Sean will
give her the dolphin ring that Count Lazziar gave him to give to her. "The
elven ambassador gave me this. It is his family crest. Any elves of his clan
see it, and they will know to provide you any assistance you need. Hopefully,
it never gets used in that manner, but when you move south, they will be
neighbors, so to speak."
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 03:50:36 PM EDT, SM Baule
<smbaule@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
Agatha has taken up residence in front of Tina's tower,
though not really too close. No one is to go in or past her for the next 24
hours. She appears to have her orders from Mrs. March. She is making arrows and
no one is singing Hagar the Coward near Tower 6.
Mawby can come up with two extra healing potions for
Johnny given ten days.
On Tue, Apr 25, 2023 at 2:14 PM Antonio Simoes
<dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
John Mac will be ready to give Sean a hand if
more than one offenders appear.
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 07:44:18 PM
GMT+1, Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
<mailto:dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
When Sean comes up for air, and if he
encounters this, he will provoke the singer or singers into a fight. It
shouldn't be too hard, think of how many of the party want to beat on Sean
every now and again.
In the event he cannot provoke a fight, he will
mark the target and seek Mawby's able assistance. But his initial plan will be
to provoke a fight, kill the guy trying to kill him, and let a cleric speak
with the dead.
Most likely, though, he'll be with Tina for a
few days, then off to Glanna.
And I imagine Agatha won't share the song with
him.
In the alternative, he might only pierce their
musical instrument with a well placed shot. The advantage to being a
specialist archer.
He might also commission Elmore's skald to
compose a song addressing the nature of cowardice, and the irony of calling
someone a coward anonymously.
And if anyone wishes to demonstrate the
testicular fortitude to explain themselves, Sean Marley March, Tower 6. Bring
a friend, a second, and a form identifying your next of kin.
I shit bigger than you.
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 02:25:01 PM EDT,
SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
Many of you will hear the following song being
sung around town by street musicians and by some of the minstrels in taverns.
Bonaluria's skald does not sing it; or at least you have not heard it.
Hagar the Coward
Hagar was a little dwarf
Cowardice was his trade
He'd run at the first sign of trouble
With no plans to stay
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so brave and bold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
He'd tremble at the slightest noise
His knees would start to shake
He feared the dark, he feared the light
He feared every step he'd take
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so brave and bold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
But did Hagar foind his heart
And courage he did not find
He stood not tall, he faced his fears
And wet his small behind
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so sad and cold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
