[stoddard] Re: Interesting Song

  • From: "timfarleynj" <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> ("timfarleynj")
  • To: stoddard@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2023 16:49:30 -0400

Uh, not at the moment 

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On Apr 25, 2023, at 4:20 PM, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Susie is not present. Potentially Tina sent her away, Would you like to take time to ask?
On Tue, Apr 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
I'm away from my spreadsheet, but doesn't Tina have a maid/companion, and older woman named Sarah, or something with an S?  (OK, the name is probably off).  Sean will greet her warmly as well, just not as warmly as he will Tina.
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 03:59:26 PM EDT, Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

"So, you've met my wife?  Very good.  Just remember, she is infinitely more important to me than my own life.  If ever you are forced into a position where you save either her or me, it is her.  I'll figure a way out of whatever I figured a way into."  Sean winks at Agatha and opens the door.  "Honey, I'm home...."
At some point in time during the next day, Sean will give her the dolphin ring that Count Lazziar gave him to give to her.  "The elven ambassador gave me this.  It is his family crest.  Any elves of his clan see it, and they will know to provide you any assistance you need.  Hopefully, it never gets used in that manner, but when you move south, they will be neighbors, so to speak."
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 03:50:36 PM EDT, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Agatha has taken up residence in front of Tina's tower, though not really too close. No one is to go in or past her for the next 24 hours. She appears to have her orders from Mrs. March. She is making arrows and no one is singing Hagar the Coward near Tower 6. 
Mawby can come up with two extra healing potions for Johnny given ten days. 
On Tue, Apr 25, 2023 at 2:14 PM Antonio Simoes <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
John Mac  will be ready to give Sean a hand if more than one offenders appear. On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 07:44:18 PM GMT+1, Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

When Sean comes up for air, and if he encounters this, he will provoke the singer or singers into a fight.  It shouldn't be too hard, think of how many of the party want to beat on Sean every now and again.
In the event he cannot provoke a fight, he will mark the target and seek Mawby's able assistance.  But his initial plan will be to provoke a fight, kill the guy trying to kill him, and let a cleric speak with the dead.
Most likely, though, he'll be with Tina for a few days, then off to Glanna.
And I imagine Agatha won't share the song with him.
In the alternative, he might only pierce their musical instrument with a well placed shot.  The advantage to being a specialist archer.
He might also commission Elmore's skald to compose a song addressing the nature of cowardice, and the irony of calling someone a coward anonymously.
And if anyone wishes to demonstrate the testicular fortitude to explain themselves, Sean Marley March, Tower 6.  Bring a friend, a second, and a form identifying your next of kin.
I shit bigger than you.
On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 02:25:01 PM EDT, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Many of you will hear the following song being sung around town by street musicians and by some of the minstrels in taverns. Bonaluria's skald does not sing it; or at least you have not heard it.

Hagar the Coward

Hagar was a little dwarf

Cowardice was his trade

He'd run at the first sign of trouble

With no plans to stay

 

Chorus:

Oh, Hagar, Hagar

A dwarf so brave and bold

He'd hide at the sound of battle

And leave his friends in the cold

 

He'd tremble at the slightest noise

His knees would start to shake

He feared the dark, he feared the light

He feared every step he'd take

 

Chorus:

Oh, Hagar, Hagar

A dwarf so brave and bold

He'd hide at the sound of battle

And leave his friends in the cold

 


But did Hagar foind his heart

And courage he did not find

He stood not tall, he faced his fears

And wet his small behind

 

Chorus:

Oh, Hagar, Hagar

A dwarf so sad and cold

He'd hide at the sound of battle

And leave his friends in the cold

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