The First Two Stanzas of The Balladeer Name Carl
From lands unknown a lowlife scum feeds poison to the sheep.He casts aspersions
from the shadows like a slimy creep.He picks a noble hero who defeats all evil
foes,Then lies just like a fabled toy whose nose just grows and grows.
If lying and dissembling were talents for which to thank,The miscreant Carl
Toomak would achieve the highest rank.He lies with ease, and oozes sleaze, and
lacks all character.As is to be expected from a world class, whining cur.
On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 07:46:14 AM EDT, SM Baule
<smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Both, oral tradition and all. Average looking man and woman dark hair or
orange hair hard to remember
On Wed, Apr 26, 2023 at 6:06 AM timfarleynj <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Tomak or Toomak? Inquiring bards with an hour on New Jersey Transit want to
know.
Get a description of the couple.
And beat the musician again, for good measure.
Sent from my newest piece of technology that isn’t paying me for the free
advertising.
On Apr 26, 2023, at 6:52 AM, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Ahearn will learn that Carl Tomak is listed as the original musician. A couple
came and sang it for about a week, taught it to everyone, and then gave every
musician in town two gold to play it for at least a month. It is a crowd
favorite these days. People are always asking for it, well not you, but most
people.
On Wed, Apr 26, 2023 at 4:58 AM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
excellent
On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 01:53:58 AM EDT, James Hurley
<angushurley@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Well, since Mother's voice is not in my head, the first Musician I hear
singing that, get's punched into submission.
Then a growled question. "Where. Did. You. Learn. That. Song?"From:
stoddard-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <stoddard-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> on behalf of SM
Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, April 25, 2023 1:24 PM
To: stoddard@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <stoddard@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [stoddard] Interesting Song Many of you will hear the following song
being sung around town by street musicians and by some of the minstrels in
taverns. Bonaluria's skald does not sing it; or at least you have not heard it.
Hagar the Coward
Hagar was a little dwarf
Cowardice was his trade
He'd run at the first sign of trouble
With no plans to stay
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so brave and bold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
He'd tremble at the slightest noise
His knees would start to shake
He feared the dark, he feared the light
He feared every step he'd take
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so brave and bold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
But did Hagar foind his heart
And courage he did not find
He stood not tall, he faced his fears
And wet his small behind
Chorus:
Oh, Hagar, Hagar
A dwarf so sad and cold
He'd hide at the sound of battle
And leave his friends in the cold
