Re: 3rd Party Database health check

  • From: "Nuno Souto" <dbvision@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2004 21:09:49 +1100

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Mogens Nørgaard" <mln@xxxxxxxxxxxx>

> First they showed me OEM displaying a BCHR of 99.99. Yet they had a
> problem...

Hehehe! I love those...

> Then the IT director informed me that they were about to buy four GB RAM
> on top of the four they already had.

Ah!  To be sure to be sure?  Or does (s)he like stereo?
:)

> They are going to buy the disks anyway, but they won't buy the extra RAM
> just yet. Oh well.

You realize of course the sales rep will now classify Johannes as
a danger to society who must be pursued as an active comunist?


> Johannes - remember to bill the customer, by the way, will you?

from a great height, please.

Cheers
Nuno Souto
in sunny Sydney, Australia
dbvision@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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