RE: 10G New Features Book
- From: "Jamadagni, Rajendra" <Rajendra.Jamadagni@xxxxxxxx>
- To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 07:07:45 -0400
Jared,
I *almost* spilled hot Dunkin donuts coffee on my monitor and
keyboard... Thanks for the laughs ... Messages like these ought to come
with a warning ...=20
I will probably be spending most of my day writing a self-monitoring
program that computes baud rates of its own transmission and corrects
itself by restarting ... Yey !!!
Raj
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All Views expressed in this email are strictly personal.=20
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QOTD: Any clod can have facts, having an opinion is an art !
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Subject: RE: 10G New Features Book
When a post goes unanswered, this is what happens.
* message is re-posted
* that goes unanswered
* poster then asks the list:
"Hey, why hasn't anyone answered this?"
* poster asks me:
"Hey, why hasn't anyone answered this?"
* I reply:
* * maybe no one knows the answer
* * maybe it's so dead easy no body bothers
* Mladen G. says to RTFM, along with a technical
explanation down to the bit level.
* Ian M. takes it further, down to the quantam level.
* Jonathan L. posts a concise, insightful and clear reply
* poster asks for clarification
* Tim G. writes the first chapter of a book on the subject
and posts it to the list.
* Juan P. points the poster to asktom
* Paul D. explains why the RAID is misconfigured
* Poster asks Tim for all the implementation code
for the first chapter of the book.
* Kathy D. implies the poster has no social life and
has much imbibing to catch up on.
* Tim G. writes the second chapter to the book and posts it.
* Poster tries RTFM but is overwhelmed by the
table of contents.
* Dennis W. does a googles search and posts the answer to
to the problem 2 minutes after reading the email.
* poster sends resume to Starbucks
* resume returned - DBA's are under-qualified.
That's the general flow, anyway.
Jared
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