We were just out for a walk, exercising the dog before the thunder and rains come. E. wanted to know whether Sunday writing ever comes as just one thing. "Yes," I explained, "that's called a wotsit. Then there's a twofer or threefer. Any more than than is a Something." "What about those others? During the week?" "They're different; they're carry ons." "And what's today's?" "I thought I might mention yesterday evening's pizza." "The couple beside us who were talking about how much they can drink without passing out?" "And the woman on my left who was thinking of giving up stripping." "Opposite the guy with a tooth missing." "But I'd like to get in that line in the song by what's his name...Bingford Claptrap." (Everyone in my family knows that to me one name sounds very much like another and what I pronounce is likely to have the same syllable count or some other oblique relationship to the real name). "Parker Millsap." "'Who can measure the end of a rope; who can count the ashes in an urn.'" "Is that how the song goes?" "That's how I remember it." Driving on a main road Beaverton I caught a glimpse of two characters you've likely come across in your life: one a very large mother, the other a very tiny toddler. The toddler was practicing her new skill (I'm writing "she"; I have no way of knowing the gender) which was holding onto a hand and perambulating in a northerly direction. In short, toddling. As I drove very slowly past, trying to allow for any kind of just-in-case horror moment, the toddler turned to investigate. Having cars come up while her back was turned must have struck her as ungenerous. She turned and gave me a big wave--full forearm, fingers to elbow--and then beamed. "A car! How extraordinary! A car! How marvelous!" things i might covet a list one gatling gun a house on a windy lake or bay an olympic class racer moored handily two elephants that picasso print we saw in san francisco more walls and shelves an e type jag to take me to my spitfire very good shoes fortunately i have you I'm assuming people are tiring of chicken stories, after all as one friend said, "They're only chickens," and we humans have important things to read and to do. But I thought you ought to know that in the world of chickens there's a relationship between work and status. There's a reason the little red hen story is about a little red hen. That's the background. So Appenzeller has gone broody, sitting on eggs all day. Whether this counts as work is up for debate, but it has caused shifts in status. Wensleydale called a meeting on the bench recently and was listened to far more closely than has been the case recently. She who lays the green-blue eggs now as regularly as anyone else has regained status to the point that she's a position in the middle of the nightly perch. When I went out there with the l.e.d. flashlight she was making the same comfortable noises as everyone else. I wish I could tell you what these noises are like. Imagine a sound equivalent of throwing whirling maple seeds back upward. David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html