[lit-ideas] Re: A Question
- From: "Andy Amago" <aamago@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:10:08 -0500
----- Original Message -----
From: Stan Spiegel
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: 12/22/2005 9:45:57 AM
Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: A Question
I don't know about moving to Saudi Arabia. They don't take kindly to Jews
there. But getting a harem sounds good. Where do I go to apply for one?
AA: Saudi Arabia. You can always be Jewish in your heart and Islamist where
manhood really counts. Or if you prefer to stick with English, try Utah. Tell
us how you like it.
Repressed? That means you don't like explicit pictures of sex, don't like sex,
only favor tax-cuts. Tax-cuts and playing golf. Dan Quayle's wife once said
he'd give up a chance for sex in exchange for a good game of golf. That's a
Republican for you.
AA: What does your wife say? Oh, that's right, you need a harem.
Bob Dole commented on sex by saying Republicans take everything from the waist
up. Democrats take the rest. An illuminating analysis. I'm not sure how to
translate it into English yet.
AA: Bob Dole was commenting on what *everyone* thinks is happening, namely,
that the other guy is having all that great sex and they're not.
Stan Spiegel
looking for a harem in
Portland, ME
----- Original Message -----
From: Andy Amago
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:16 AM
Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: A Question
---- Original Message -----
From: Stan Spiegel
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: 12/21/2005 11:58:59 PM
Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: A Question
AA: My question is, do men really like that stuff? Or do they think they have
to like it so they're thought of as "normal". Do men really get turned on by
someone scantily dressed saying, What would you do if you found me under the
Christmas tree? I remember hearing Bill Buckley on this subject a while ago,
and he said he was repelled by pictures of explicit sex.
SS: Hey, Bill Buckley is a Conservative Republican. Conservatives, after all,
are much more repressed.
AA: What does "repressed" mean? Not peeing on a busy sidewalk?
I'm a liberal. I love explicit sex. I love implicit sex. I just love sex. Sex
is one of the (nay, THE) greatest inventions of all time. I like it with my
eyes closed. I like it with my eyes open. I like it demure. I like it coy. I
like it bold and scantily clad. I like it with clothes on or off. But then I'm
a Mainer.
AA: Sex is great, but when one lives and breathes something, including sex, it
might be time to get a life. Or maybe time to become a Muslim and move to
Saudi Arabia and get a harem.
Stan Spiegel
horny in Maine
Portland
----- Original Message -----
From: Andy Amago
To: lit-ideas
Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 6:55 PM
Subject: [lit-ideas] A Question
I'm just wondering. I just went into the Maxim page Maureen mentioned. My
question is, do men really like that stuff? Or do they think they have to like
it so they're thought of as "normal". Do men really get turned on by someone
scantily dressed saying, What would you do if you found me under the Christmas
tree? I remember hearing Bill Buckley on this subject a while ago, and he said
he was repelled by pictures of explicit sex. Of course, this isn't explicit
sex, not even porn. Even so, do guys really like stuff like that? Is the
salaryman/geisha a guy's idea of nirvana? Or am I asking stupid questions?
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