[lit-ideas] Re: The Debate
- From: Ursula Stange <Ursula@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 23:18:30 -0400
22.1 Parental units -- I haven't heard that except from my kids,
who actually address mail that way from around the world. Charming.
Be well.
Ursula
Erin Holder wrote:
>1. No matter what the question was, neither of the candidates addressed
>what was asked.
>1.1 Since when does health care have to do with the environment?
>2. George W. Bush was about to say "reverse" instead of "reserve".
>3. The women in the audience were very poorly dressed.
>4. One guy asked a really stupid question that requested Kerry to look into
>the camera and tell the truth
>5. George W. Bush owns a small timber company?
>6. I can't believe you think Canadian drugs will kill you.
>7. I flipped between the debate and That 70's Show.
>7.1 I also managed to watch the new Jessica Simpson music video.
>7.2 My mother thinks that when she said "pieces of me" she is really saying
>"fish earls".
>7.3 I don't know how the association was initially made.
>7.4. I think she's just disturbed because they're leaving for Israel
>tomorrow and she left their revised wills at the office.
>7.5 I said I'd be in charge of all their financial investments.
>8. I think both candidates are full of shit.
>8.1 I'm glad I'm not American.
>8.2 I don't care if I have to wait for five hours to see a doctor at the
>hostpital for a cut that needs two stiches.
>8.3 I don't have any cuts that need stitches, but I did fall down the
>stairs yesterday.
>8.4 I thought that maybe if I broke my ankle I wouldn't have to write my
>exam.
>8.5 I didn't break my ankle.
>9. The debate was on at least six channels.
>10. I rather liked Kerry's closing remarks.
>11. I rather liked Bush's appeal to the "scrutiny of history" in regards to
>his mistakes.
>12. I rather liked my bottle of Moosehead more than I cared for either of
>them.
>13. It was a very small audience.
>14. Who the hell goes to these things?
>15. Was it really "live"?
>16. Who do you all vote for?
>17. Are you all the sort of people that don't like to tell who you vote
>for?
>18. Can you tell I don't care a whit about politics?
>19. Do you know who the Canadian Prime Minister is?
>19.1 Paul, you don't count.
>19.2 Phil, neither do you.
>20. If I made over 200,000 a year, I'd like a tax break.
>20.1 If I didn't make over 200,00 a year, I'd like a tax break.
>21. I just got another G.S.T cheque.
>21.1 Yes, that's c-h-e-q-u-e.
>22. Why aren't I out?
>22.1 I have to take the parental units to the airport in the morning.
>23. Guess what?
>23.1 I HAVE A PLAN.
>
>
>Erin
>Toronto
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