[lit-ideas] Re: The Debate
- From: "Stan Spiegel" <writeforu2@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 01:18:22 -0400
Dear Erin -
Your comments about the debate really show your age. Thank god you're
Canadian.
Stan Spiegel
relieved in Maine
----- Original Message -----
From: "Erin Holder" <erin.holder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, October 08, 2004 10:53 PM
Subject: [lit-ideas] The Debate
> 1. No matter what the question was, neither of the candidates addressed
> what was asked.
> 1.1 Since when does health care have to do with the environment?
> 2. George W. Bush was about to say "reverse" instead of "reserve".
> 3. The women in the audience were very poorly dressed.
> 4. One guy asked a really stupid question that requested Kerry to look
into
> the camera and tell the truth
> 5. George W. Bush owns a small timber company?
> 6. I can't believe you think Canadian drugs will kill you.
> 7. I flipped between the debate and That 70's Show.
> 7.1 I also managed to watch the new Jessica Simpson music video.
> 7.2 My mother thinks that when she said "pieces of me" she is really
saying
> "fish earls".
> 7.3 I don't know how the association was initially made.
> 7.4. I think she's just disturbed because they're leaving for Israel
> tomorrow and she left their revised wills at the office.
> 7.5 I said I'd be in charge of all their financial investments.
> 8. I think both candidates are full of shit.
> 8.1 I'm glad I'm not American.
> 8.2 I don't care if I have to wait for five hours to see a doctor at the
> hostpital for a cut that needs two stiches.
> 8.3 I don't have any cuts that need stitches, but I did fall down the
> stairs yesterday.
> 8.4 I thought that maybe if I broke my ankle I wouldn't have to write my
> exam.
> 8.5 I didn't break my ankle.
> 9. The debate was on at least six channels.
> 10. I rather liked Kerry's closing remarks.
> 11. I rather liked Bush's appeal to the "scrutiny of history" in regards
to
> his mistakes.
> 12. I rather liked my bottle of Moosehead more than I cared for either of
> them.
> 13. It was a very small audience.
> 14. Who the hell goes to these things?
> 15. Was it really "live"?
> 16. Who do you all vote for?
> 17. Are you all the sort of people that don't like to tell who you vote
> for?
> 18. Can you tell I don't care a whit about politics?
> 19. Do you know who the Canadian Prime Minister is?
> 19.1 Paul, you don't count.
> 19.2 Phil, neither do you.
> 20. If I made over 200,000 a year, I'd like a tax break.
> 20.1 If I didn't make over 200,00 a year, I'd like a tax break.
> 21. I just got another G.S.T cheque.
> 21.1 Yes, that's c-h-e-q-u-e.
> 22. Why aren't I out?
> 22.1 I have to take the parental units to the airport in the morning.
> 23. Guess what?
> 23.1 I HAVE A PLAN.
>
>
> Erin
> Toronto
>
>
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