Semul the Barbarian Semul, Laknar, and Frisch 14 Rubber Beltway Saginaw, MI Detlof Baader People For Free Technology (PFFT) Toronto, ON Dear Mr. Baader: It was with hilarity bordering on amusement that we reviewed your recent missive, or should I say, your hackneyed outlaw polemic. Your contralegal assertion that, “It is the right of any individual to do whatever he/she/it wants to do with a thread,” raised more than a few single-eyebrows on battle-scarred faces here. Perhaps you should consider a standup nightclub act. Certainly that career option would serve you better than acting as the unauthorized representative of Mr. Enns, whose precarious fortunes you choose to lend your brassy voice to, in disregard of precedent, such as the aforementioned Myers v. Fluffy the Clown. Threads are property, Detlof, no matter what you and the rest of your gang say. Mr. Stone is fully justified in seeking the counsel of our firm and obtaining any redress of grievances provided by law. As Harley Sorensen says in “Lies, Damned Lies And Rice,” which can be found at http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/sorensen/, “The lies never stop. They lie not only to you and me, but also to their friends and colleagues, Republicans as well as Democrats. I speak (as you might guess) of those masters of deceit in the Bush administration. A few months ago they told our senators and representatives that their bogus Medicare prescription drug bill would cost $400 billion over the next 10 years. Now that the bill has become law, they've revised their estimate: Now it's $724 billion.” The LA Times puts it differently in http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-econ15feb15,0,5291036.story?coll=la-home-headlines: Economy's Growing, but Where Are the New Jobs? Firms are expanding without hiring. Some analysts wonder if this change is permanent. I hope the prospect of war maces dampens your need to harass our client. Sincerely, Semul the Barbarian Semul, Laknar, and Frisch PS: As George Monbiot wrote in “Mocking our dreams,” at http://www.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,12374,1414894,00.html, “The reality of climate change is that the engines of progress have merely accelerated our rush to the brink.” ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html