[guide.chat] Hi Jim
- From: "clare moulds" <clare@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 29 May 2012 22:13:13 +0100
Oh Jim, yeah, I reckon this one certainly counts. I think you need to take some
of that chocolate medicine. It does the trick for me, lol. Well I like to think
it does at least..
-----Original Message-----
From: James Liddell - Email Address: james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 29/05/2012 21:39
Sent To: clare moulds - Email Address: clare@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: In Reply To: [guide.chat] Hi Jim
Senior moment?
Does this one count?
A fortnight ago I was due to help in the worship at a local care home. ( Most
of those residents are sadly suffering from dementia, so it wouldn't have
mattered what I said anyway.)
I was due to join our pianist and what passes for a choir at three o'clock,
outside the home.
I got my glad rags on, got on the bus outside my front door -there's a stop
there, got off and toddled up to the home.
Three o'clock came.
And went.
Five past three.
The door opened, and a puzzled looking care worker asked: "Can I help you, sir?"
"Oh, yes, I must be late. I'm here for the service."
"Oh, come in; it started quarter of an hour ago."
I went in, my bright clothes must have jarred. Everyone else was wearing black.
There was a coffin - I nearly tripped over it!
It was the WRONG care home.
The one I SHOULD have gone to was fifty yards up the road.
I rest my case...
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