[tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack

  • From: "Will Wood" <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:38:54 -0500

Mmmmm Ozone.. ;-)

Don't light a match!



-----Original Message-----
From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Sammie Smith
Sent: Monday, April 17, 2006 9:33 PM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack

Naw Will.  Been outta town for the holiday and when I ain't in the office I 
don wanna look at no danged computer.  Painted bus parts all day today and 
I'm high on paint spray also.

At 09:02 PM 4/17/2006, you wrote:

>you just wake up? :-?
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
>Of Sammie Smith
>Sent: Monday, April 17, 2006 8:57 PM
>To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack
>
>VERY FUNNY DENIS!
>
>At 08:50 AM 4/14/2006, you wrote:
> >So, I bought this little live catch mousetrap for a dollar. It is a 6"
> >bent plastic tube where you put the peanut butter bait in one end and
> >there is a little door on the other end that you open and it has these
> >little legs that hold the door open. When the mouse goes inside his
weight
> >tilts the trap and the little door closes. You can then take the mouse
> >somewhere else and let it go or kill it, whatever.
> >
> >Well, it is balanced pretty delicately so it will close itself from the
> >wind and stuff. So I have checked about 5 times and it has been empty.
> >"This thing doesn't work" I say.
> >
> >This morning, I am barely out of bed, I get my coffee and go out to the
> >deck. Oh yeah, there's that trap. I bend over and pick it up. I open the
> >little door to look inside. THE GODDAM MOUSE LEAPS OUT AND RUNS DOWN MY
> >#%*^#%^* ARM!  I freak out entirely, coffee everywhere.
> >
> >Nowhere in the instructions does it say not to hold the trap up to your
> >face to see inside because there may be a f#%!^&@! mouse in there!!!!






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