[tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack
- From: "Will Wood" <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:44:30 -0500
Don't laugh. When I lived in Northern Utah I had a neighbor, worked as a
chemist for a sugar company. Phd etc. Anyway
one day I went over there to shoot the breeze and he had a .22 pistol out on
the table. His family had gone downtown
to go shopping or such.
We were sitting in his dining room and I asked
about the gun. He said he had a mouse problem. So, peaking my curiosity, I
asked again why use the gun. Anyway as
we were talking about this, he motioned to an electrical outlet on the wall,
there was a slight gap around the drywall and the
cover plate. You could see these little teeth nawing at the drywall next to
this outlet. With that he pointed the gun
and shot at the electrical outlet. Well, you know what happened next..
Buzz! Zap! out comes some sparks and then some flame.
He's now running for a fire extinguisher and I'm trying not to bust out
laughing too much.
_____
From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Andrew Barnes
Sent: Friday, April 14, 2006 9:02 AM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack
Did you have foil safari hat on you big game hunter you? America's funniest
video's would have probaly put it in the top 3 . I bet that was funny as
s%^& !
Drew
----- Original Message -----
From: Mark Sawyer <mailto:mechmark@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Friday, April 14, 2006 8:54 AM
Subject: [tcb] Re: Friday Heart Attack
I bet that got your heart going better thatn any coffee you could drink.
Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:
So, I bought this little live catch mousetrap for a dollar. It is a 6" bent
plastic tube where you put the peanut butter bait in one end and there is a
little door on the other end that you open and it has these little legs that
hold the door open. When the mouse goes inside his weight tilts the trap and
the little door closes. You can then take the mouse somewhere else and let
it go or kill it, whatever.
Well, it is balanced pretty delicately so it will close itself from the wind
and stuff. So I have checked about 5 times and it has been empty. "This
thing doesn't work" I say.
This morning, I am barely out of bed, I get my coffee and go out to the
deck. Oh yeah, there's that trap. I bend over and pick it up. I open the
little door to look inside. THE GODDAM MOUSE LEAPS OUT AND RUNS DOWN MY
#%*^#%^* ARM! I freak out entirely, coffee everywhere.
Nowhere in the instructions does it say not to hold the trap up to your face
to see inside because there may be a f#%!^&@! mouse in there!!!!
_____
No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG Free Edition.
Version: 7.1.371 / Virus Database: 268.4.1/307 - Release Date: 4/10/2006
Other related posts:
