Here's another one... This is called, "Noah, You Are Our Saviour From the Rain!" They're riding on hills on horses of bone, crushing and eveloping everyone who is unfortunate and who is slain by the goliath sword of Noah! Noah sits in his golden chair, and only lets on the animals he likes. "I decree", he says menacingly, "THAT YOU WERE BORN TO DIE!" NOAH HATES THE OCELOT AND NOAH HATES THE SHARK! NOAH HATES THE PEDEGREE HOUND AND NOAH HATES THE FUCKING ARK! "I'm stuck on this boat for a century!", he cries into his drink. The alcohol in his system causes his brain to shake. He takes the wheel of his ark of oak and steers it into a wave! The wave had the face of a demon and it smashed the boat to bits! Noah sinks with his fists clenched tightly around a sea cucumber. He inflates it with a deep breathe and rises to the surface through a mastery of physics! NOAH COMMANDS PHYSICS! HE IS THE PHYSICS GOD! NOAH SHITS ON EINTSTEIN! HE IS THE LORD OF ENERGY! Noah hits the surface with a bang and inhales a mournfull breath. He's sobered up completely and the animals are completely dead. The corpses float around him, and Noah gives a sigh. It was a case of alcohol that caused the world to die! But God took pity on this worthless soul, and breathed life into the dead. And they rose as hungry zombies and bit off Noah's head. The dogs and cats and birds and bees all swimming through the salty seas hunt out the remaining human survivors to bring them to their knees! NOAH! KILLED BY ZOMBIE BEES! NOAH! KILLED BY ZOMBIE DOGS! ZOMBIE ANIMALS WILL KILL YOU AND ME! ZOMBIE ANIMALS COMING FROM THE SEA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA zombie animals live... ...FOR-EV-ER!