> In honour of the fact the Salvation Army have moved in downstairs from > Steve's house and he can hear them singing, I've written a salvation army > song for steve to sing... > > It's called "Garden of Light" In the Garden of light, purity flows, A utopian bliss, no fear - no pain, Too good to be true, a mirage for sure, Bitter corruption lies waiting to maim! GARDEN OF LIGHT! GARDEN OF LIGHT! IT'S FUCKING SHITE IN THE GARDEN OF LIGHT! CAN'T TRUST LOVE! CAN'T TRUST YOURSELF! YOU'LL ONLY FIND SORROW IN THE GARDEN TONIGHT! Adam the sheep and Eve the whore, Lured by their greed and serpents forked tongue, Ate of the sin, the poison within, The forbidden fruit, it's praises were sung, NRRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHH! Their God raged and smashed their bones! Their blood spraying on the jagged stones! Of the deserted land where their corpses were cast. JAGGED STONES! JAGGED STONES! DON'T MESS WITH THE LORD, HE'LL FUCK YOU UP! HE'LL MELT YOUR KNEES AND SPIKE YOUR LUNGS! NEVER AGAIN THE GARDEN OF LIGHT! NEVER AGAIN THE GARDEN OF LIGHT! NEVER AGAIN THE GARDEN OF LIGHT!