In honour of the fact the Salvation Army have moved in downstairs from Steve's house and he can hear them singing, I've written a salvation army song for steve to sing... It's called "God Loves Moses, God Loves Me" My Salvation Army song An Ode to Moses Verse 1 Chained up smashing mortar for our cruel rulers! The only one whould could save us sailed away in a wicker boat! We toil all day and are beaten all night! We never eat any food... All our wives are whores and are children suckle on the nipple of Sin! MOSES! THE MAN WHO COMMANDS THE SEA! MOSES! RIDING IN ON SEVEN SEALS! He rips our homes assunder in a vigour of righteous woe! He frees us from our bindings and gives us legs to walk! We take our chains, kill our guards and rip off their fucking hands! We'll paint our doors with their blood so the angel of death understands! MOSES! THE MAN WHO COMMANDS THE SEA! MOSES! THE MAN WHO COMMANDS YOU AND ME! MOSES! HE HATES THEREFOR HE IS! MOSES! HE RIPS, TEARS AND SHREDS! Moses, we're sorry for putting you in a boat. All this angst has turned you into a righteous babe!