[pr0k] Salvation Army

  • From: Andy Burrows <Andy.Burrows@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "'pr0k@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <pr0k@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 13:18:15 +0100

In honour of the fact the Salvation Army have moved in downstairs from
Steve's house and he can hear them singing, I've written a salvation army
song for steve to sing...

It's called "God Loves Moses, God Loves Me"

My Salvation Army song

An Ode to Moses

Verse 1

Chained up smashing mortar
for our cruel rulers!
The only one whould could save us
sailed away in a wicker boat!
We toil all day
and are beaten all night!
We never eat any food...
All our wives are whores and are
children suckle on the nipple of Sin!

MOSES!
THE MAN WHO COMMANDS THE SEA!
MOSES!
RIDING IN ON SEVEN SEALS!

He rips our homes assunder
in a vigour of righteous woe!
He frees us from our bindings
and gives us legs to walk!
We take our chains, kill our guards
and rip off their fucking hands!
We'll paint our doors with their blood
so the angel of death understands!

MOSES!
THE MAN WHO COMMANDS THE SEA!
MOSES!
THE MAN WHO COMMANDS YOU AND ME!
MOSES!
HE HATES THEREFOR HE IS!
MOSES!
HE RIPS, TEARS AND SHREDS!

Moses, we're sorry for putting you in a boat.
All this angst has turned you into a righteous babe!


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