[lit-ideas] Re: the end of America

  • From: JimKandJulieB@xxxxxxx
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sat, 7 Jan 2006 20:19:02 EST

The problem with cucumber on pizza is the texture -- cucumber simply does  
not hold up well to even a tiny amount of heat.  Cucumber is perfect sliced  
thickly on stout white bread laced generously with cream cheese, then sprinkled 
 
liberally with salt and pepper.
 
Pizzas require such things as fresh spinach and feta, good ham (canadian  
bacon?  how does it get that term here?) and pineapple, or artichokes (yes,  
yet 
again), zuccini, anchovies, shrimp, onions, garlic, and capers.
 
Julie Krueger
hungry

========Original  Message========     Subj: [lit-ideas] Re: the end of 
America  Date: 1/7/06 4:50:16 PM Central Standard Time  From: _wokshevs@xxxxxxx 
(mailto:wokshevs@xxxxxx)   To: _lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
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Not to worry. A Reuben sandwich, by  definition, has no dressing on it. That 
is
about as solidly apriori, as can  be. If you put dressing on it, it no longer
counts as a Reuben sandwich. (It  would be like putting cucumbers on a pizza -
another performative  self-contradiction.) A tad of mustard is, however,
permissible. No  self-respecting deli in Montreal would allow you to put any
salad dressing on  your Reuben on restaurant premises. (Montreal being to 
Reuben
sandwiches  (amnongst others) what Paris is to standard lengths and 
measures.) I
thought  we clarified all these conceptual points in our previous discussions 
on
the  necessary and sufficient conditions of chess. 

Returning to my Jigg's  dinner and a very nice 18 yr. old Glenlivet,

Walter Okshevsky
Reuben  Kulakofsky Professor of Taste, Judgment and Smoked Aesthetics
Department of  Red Herring and Vodka
Dunn's College of Food and Hospitality  Management
Montreal, Quebec

P.S. Merry Christmas.


Quoting  Judith Evans <judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> It's the  combination of sauerkraut and mayonnaise or,
> worse, Thousand Island  dressing that freaks me out,
> Andreas!  Without the mayonnaise it  might be OK....
> 
> and of course if I tried it I might love  it!!
> 
> Judy
> 
> --- Andreas Ramos  <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
> > > (I don't  like
> > > the sound of that Reuben thing.)
> > 
>  > it sounds so totally weird. but very delish.
> > 
> >  yrs,
> > andreas
> > www.andreas.com
> > 
>  
> 
> Judy Evans, Cardiff
> 
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