The problem with cucumber on pizza is the texture -- cucumber simply does not hold up well to even a tiny amount of heat. Cucumber is perfect sliced thickly on stout white bread laced generously with cream cheese, then sprinkled liberally with salt and pepper. Pizzas require such things as fresh spinach and feta, good ham (canadian bacon? how does it get that term here?) and pineapple, or artichokes (yes, yet again), zuccini, anchovies, shrimp, onions, garlic, and capers. Julie Krueger hungry ========Original Message======== Subj: [lit-ideas] Re: the end of America Date: 1/7/06 4:50:16 PM Central Standard Time From: _wokshevs@xxxxxxx (mailto:wokshevs@xxxxxx) To: _lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (mailto:lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) Sent on: Not to worry. A Reuben sandwich, by definition, has no dressing on it. That is about as solidly apriori, as can be. If you put dressing on it, it no longer counts as a Reuben sandwich. (It would be like putting cucumbers on a pizza - another performative self-contradiction.) A tad of mustard is, however, permissible. No self-respecting deli in Montreal would allow you to put any salad dressing on your Reuben on restaurant premises. (Montreal being to Reuben sandwiches (amnongst others) what Paris is to standard lengths and measures.) I thought we clarified all these conceptual points in our previous discussions on the necessary and sufficient conditions of chess. Returning to my Jigg's dinner and a very nice 18 yr. old Glenlivet, Walter Okshevsky Reuben Kulakofsky Professor of Taste, Judgment and Smoked Aesthetics Department of Red Herring and Vodka Dunn's College of Food and Hospitality Management Montreal, Quebec P.S. Merry Christmas. Quoting Judith Evans <judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>: > It's the combination of sauerkraut and mayonnaise or, > worse, Thousand Island dressing that freaks me out, > Andreas! Without the mayonnaise it might be OK.... > > and of course if I tried it I might love it!! > > Judy > > --- Andreas Ramos <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > > (I don't like > > > the sound of that Reuben thing.) > > > > it sounds so totally weird. but very delish. > > > > yrs, > > andreas > > www.andreas.com > > > > > Judy Evans, Cardiff > > > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > Yahoo! Messenger - NEW crystal clear PC to PC calling worldwide with > voicemail http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html