[lit-ideas] Re: The Perils Of Teaching Women How To Read
- From: Donal McEvoy <donalmcevoyuk@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:04:31 +0000 (GMT)
In a modern feminist version:
> 1. Jesus is condemned for careless driving
> 2. Jesus is given his first parking ticket
> 3. Jesus fails to stop at a red light the first time
> 4. Jesus meets His Mother, who tells him to take more care on the road
> 5. Simon of Cyrene takes the wheel for a few blocks
> 6. Veronica wipes the smirk of the face of Jesus (using non-junk science)
> 7. Jesus fails to stop for the second time
> 8. Jesus meets the daughters of Jerusalem, all of whom have clean
> licences
> 9. Jesus fails to stop for the third time
> 10. Jesus is stripped of his licence
> 11. Jesus is nailed for failing to stop at a level crossing
> 12. Jesus stalls on a level-crossing
> 13. Jesus' car is removed from a level-crossing by oncoming train
> 14. After three days Jesus applies for a new licence.
Donal
Ain't no sanity clause
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