I think your Gardening Guy bears interrogation. Mike Geary Memphis On Sun, May 29, 2011 at 12:55 PM, David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>wrote: > I aver, from personal experience, that shrews are like teens. Earlier this > week I went to put something in the old fridge in the garage and lo, there > one was. Not a mouse, not a rat... it was an animal that sat back on its > hind legs, with a little stumpy tail. It interrupted its washing to give me > a stare. "I'm having a bath here...do you mind?" > > I did mind, my general rule being that all animals save those with domestic > residence permits need to stay out where they belong, out where the supply > of worms and insects is vast and plentiful. > > I called the girls and we banged about a bit, stomped and encouraged, until > the beast stepped slowly away. Even when out on the driveway and fully in > view of potential predators, it walked like a teen. "You can't make me," it > seemed to say. > > My hope is that Mr. or Ms. Shrew will now express gratitude by eating > slugs. I looked shrews up. Apparently there aren't many places out here in > suburbia where there is a sufficiency of twigs and similar, where the > habitat is exactly right for shrews. Like all of you, I think we may now > feel proud of doing our bit to encourage diversity. > > David Ritchie, > Portland, > Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html >