What do they do when someone has feloniously committed suicide? Hire folk to curse him over his grave, to place curses on his afterlife? Put his body in prison for x number of years? This strikes me as belonging in that book of "weird laws" -- which sites things like, in a given state you are forbidden to tie your giraffe to the hitching posts. Julie Krueger marveling at human talent for the absurd On Sun, Sep 14, 2008 at 11:31 PM, Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > >>In Tennessee suicide itself is a felony. > > > That is clearly a violation of all accepted standards of civilized > behavior. > > Under Geneva Convention Article 91, Southern Edition, "Residents of > Tennessee who have made good their escape in the sense of this Article and > who are recaptured, shall not be liable to any punishment in respect of > their previous escape." > > There will be a reckoning, I tell you, a reckoning! However, it will > probably occur in a state where people have more teeth than children. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html >