[lit-ideas] Re: Monday Poem

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 18:16:49 -0800

I'm remembering my father's friend,
who once became quite irate when asked for a check guarantee,
finishing his tirade with, "I am an Englishman, a gentleman; my word is my bond."
"Of course, sir," the clerk said, "but have you got a card?"

I haven't.
For all I know, they're obsolete.
But this week ebay rewarded me for paying in a gentlemanly manner,
ten times, with nary one quibble nor any hint of haggle.

So they gave me a yellow star.

David Ritchie,
Portland, Oregon

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