[lit-ideas] JSTOR: entirely Robert Paul's fault

  • From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:31:47 -0500

Robert Paul: JSTOR

You lucky b%^%^%$#rd!!!

Why is JSTOR not free?

Do you realize how many Google scholar quests my lack of a JSTOR subscription has foiled? Gazillions! ("Gazillions" is a marginalized person's approximation of 5,427.)

I blame you personally, Robert Paul. Pretending to be all reasonable and kind and welcoming and populist and loving basketball -- all the while possessing that most elite of resources, a JSTOR free pass. Figures.

Free the bleeding masses, you say, and lounge around Reed, then surreptitiously slouch home to your posh 9x10 to the 670000th power RAM computer where you log on to a JSTOR account that reveals the latest scholarship.

We're out here bleeding in the muddy street, and you get to peruse Homi Bhaba's latest incomprehensible paragraph. We're stuck reading aftershave labels in the water closet, while you choose between vast tomes of erudition, inhabiting a world of pure beatification incomprehensible to us untermenschen.

Figures, doesn't it? Grrr......


In jeu d'esprit,
Jester



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