from the BBC: "Shortlists for major literary prizes often leave casual readers scratching their heads, as they wonder why such acclaimed novels have passed them by. But even avid bookworms may have missed out on Baboon Metaphysics, which is up for this year's Diagram Prize. The award, which is run by The Bookseller magazine, aims to reveal the oddest book title of the last year. Five more titles, including Strip And Knit With Style, have been shortlisted. A public vote will decide the winner.... Last year's winner was If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs by "celebrity bodyguard" Big Boom. "So effective is the title that you don't even need to read the book itself," noted the Bookseller's deputy editor, Joel Rickett. The self-help tome took 33 per cent of the public vote. I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen came a close second, on 20 per cent. Third place was taken by Cheese Problems Solved - which was described by its publishers as providing "responses to 200 or so of the most commonly asked questions about cheese". http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7903515.stm My question: "Cheese Problems Solved" -- I assume that plays on flatulence ("farting" for all you Anglo-Saxons out there), but my very first response was eerie, like an harmonic response of guitar strings, the words -- the vowel sounds? the rhythm? whatever the hell -- it set in motion something long lost, some childhood song or nursery rhyme? Does anyone else have that sensation to that title and know from whence it cometh? Or do I just need to turn in my badge? Mike Geary Memphis