[jhb] Re: New member
- From: Tom Smith <ftd.smith@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2014 18:13:29 +0000
If you Hadn't fell over him in your usual drunken state he wouldn't have bit
you again.
Tom smith
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> On 8 Dec 2014, at 17:34, Mike Brook <mike.brook@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> I really can't believe that there is anyone still out there daft enough to
> want to join us, particularly after that incident with Tom in the bar with
> his dog. I still have nightmares... I wonder whether Jonh H realises that he
> will have to supply his own armchair, bar stool, flying jacket - no bones,
> don't for gawd's sake fob him off with Gerry's old flea-ridden cast off, he
> will have enough problems as it is.
>
> John H, nevertheless welcome to the mad-house/club-house We're not very
> active during the Summer (fast asleep/drunk) but we start to come out of
> hibernation about now. Must be something to do with the discounted Xmas
> spirit(s) available from the usual retailers. Be careful about sampling the
> Malts behind the bar - Alex & Mike L have a tendency to spike them. I can
> recommend the good Aussie Shiraz (it used to be guaranteed 'red diesel free'
> but I can't promise anything these days - I swear that I saw both the Franks
> hovering with a bottle of white spirit and a corkscrew the other day, Tom was
> on his tractor...) :-(
>
> You must be nuts John H!
>
> MikeB
> JHB193
>
>
> Sent from my iPad
>
>> On 8 Dec 2014, at 16:41, Mike Lucas <mhlucas@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>> Bones
>>
>> I'm surprised to hear that there was any red diesel left. I - and I suspect
>> some of the others - have been running our cars on it for a while now.
>> Since the crew toilets have yet to be fixed, I suspect that you may find
>> that the pool is a different hydrocarbon, with a touch of ammonia to the
>> odour.
>>
>> Regarding outfits, you should realise that the lads feel rather strongly
>> about wearing skirts (at least during working hours) - even your two
>> Scottish pilots. Please make sure you buy from the mens section of the
>> catalogue the next time.
>>
>> @ John Hunt - welcome to the asylum ...
>>
>> Mike L
>>
>>> On 8 December 2014 at 16:16, John Woodside <bones@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> I am sorry to interrupt you all during your coffee break but it is the one
>>> time I can guarantee finding you all in the same place. Before any of you
>>> ask I am trying hard to get the heating restored to the crew room and you
>>> may have noticed Big Brian working on the oil tank at the rear of the
>>> building. He will be back in a few days once his arm is better but in the
>>> meantime may I ask you not to walk round that area or throw matches into
>>> the admittedly large pool of red diesel that has collected after the
>>> incident. Anyway that is not the reason I have popped in to see you.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I would like to introduce a new pilot to JHB. John Hunt has been using FSX
>>> for several years and mostly in GA aircraft and VFR around the UK. He has
>>> recently joined VATSIM/IVAO and would like to gain experience in both IFR
>>> and online operations. I cannot think of a better bunch of wise, old pilots
>>> to help him out. Well, I could, but they were too expensive..
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> John, welcome to the slightly mad world of JHB. I know the guys will take
>>> you to one side and tell you that I run a shoestring outfit but that is
>>> just their sense of humour. I hope you will enjoy flying with us.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Talking about outfits reminds me to tell you all that the last sets I
>>> ordered were not too successful and replacements will be coming soon. There
>>> was nothing poor about the quality of the last delivery from China but some
>>> confusion may have crept in about the order. Somehow they got the
>>> impression that pilots are fit and slim and made the clothes accordingly. I
>>> am in no way suggesting you have all become a little more portly but the
>>> new outfits will be let out slightly..
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> John Woodside
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> bones@xxxxxxx
>>>
>>
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