Bones I'm surprised to hear that there was any red diesel left. I - and I suspect some of the others - have been running our cars on it for a while now. Since the crew toilets have yet to be fixed, I suspect that you may find that the pool is a different hydrocarbon, with a touch of ammonia to the odour. Regarding outfits, you should realise that the lads feel rather strongly about wearing skirts (at least during working hours) - even your two Scottish pilots. Please make sure you buy from the mens section of the catalogue the next time. @ John Hunt - welcome to the asylum ... Mike L On 8 December 2014 at 16:16, John Woodside <bones@xxxxxxx> wrote: > I am sorry to interrupt you all during your coffee break but it is the one > time I can guarantee finding you all in the same place. Before any of you > ask I am trying hard to get the heating restored to the crew room and you > may have noticed Big Brian working on the oil tank at the rear of the > building. He will be back in a few days once his arm is better but in the > meantime may I ask you not to walk round that area or throw matches into > the admittedly large pool of red diesel that has collected after the > incident. Anyway that is not the reason I have popped in to see you. > > > > I would like to introduce a new pilot to JHB. John Hunt has been using FSX > for several years and mostly in GA aircraft and VFR around the UK. He has > recently joined VATSIM/IVAO and would like to gain experience in both IFR > and online operations. I cannot think of a better bunch of wise, old pilots > to help him out. Well, I could, but they were too expensive.. > > > > John, welcome to the slightly mad world of JHB. I know the guys will take > you to one side and tell you that I run a shoestring outfit but that is > just their sense of humour. I hope you will enjoy flying with us. > > > > Talking about outfits reminds me to tell you all that the last sets I > ordered were not too successful and replacements will be coming soon. There > was nothing poor about the quality of the last delivery from China but some > confusion may have crept in about the order. Somehow they got the > impression that pilots are fit and slim and made the clothes accordingly. I > am in no way suggesting you have all become a little more portly but the > new outfits will be let out slightly.. > > > > John Woodside > > > > bones@xxxxxxx > > >