[jhb] Re: New member

  • From: Mike Lucas <mhlucas@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: jhb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2014 16:41:41 +0000

Bones

I'm surprised to hear that there was any red diesel left. I - and I suspect
some of the others - have been running our cars on it for a while now.
Since the crew toilets have yet to be fixed, I suspect that you may find
that the pool is a different hydrocarbon, with a touch of ammonia to the
odour.

Regarding outfits, you should realise that the lads feel rather strongly
about wearing skirts (at least during working hours) - even your two
Scottish pilots.  Please make sure you buy from the mens section of the
catalogue the next time.

@ John Hunt - welcome to the asylum ...

Mike L

On 8 December 2014 at 16:16, John Woodside <bones@xxxxxxx> wrote:

> I am sorry to interrupt you all during your coffee break but it is the one
> time I can guarantee finding you all in the same place. Before any of you
> ask I am trying hard to get the heating restored to the crew room and you
> may have noticed Big Brian working on the oil tank at the rear of the
> building. He will be back in a few days once his arm is better but in the
> meantime may I ask you not to walk round that area or throw matches into
> the admittedly large pool of red diesel that has collected after the
> incident. Anyway that is not the reason I have popped in to see you.
>
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> I would like to introduce a new pilot to JHB. John Hunt has been using FSX
> for several years and mostly in GA aircraft and VFR around the UK. He has
> recently joined VATSIM/IVAO and would like to gain experience in both IFR
> and online operations. I cannot think of a better bunch of wise, old pilots
> to help him out. Well, I could, but they were too expensive..
>
>
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> John, welcome to the slightly mad world of JHB. I know the guys will take
> you to one side and tell you that I run a shoestring outfit but that is
> just their sense of humour. I hope you will enjoy flying with us.
>
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> Talking about outfits reminds me to tell you all that the last sets I
> ordered were not too successful and replacements will be coming soon. There
> was nothing poor about the quality of the last delivery from China but some
> confusion may have crept in about the order. Somehow they got the
> impression that pilots are fit and slim and made the clothes accordingly. I
> am in no way suggesting you have all become a little more portly but the
> new outfits will be let out slightly..
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>
> John Woodside
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> bones@xxxxxxx
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