Abraham and Solomon met outside the Synagogue and Abraham says to Solomon, " my boy, you look terrible. What's the matter?"Solomon replies, "I have an awful problem. 5 years ago, I sent my son to Israel and he has just come back a Christian." Abraham says, "I know just how you feel. 10 years ago I sent my son to Israel and he came back a Christian." "What can we do about it?" says Solomon. "I think the only thing we can do is talk to the Rabbi ." replies Abraham. So they both go and find the Rabbi and explain their problem to him. "I had the same experience," says the Rabbi. "25 years ago, I sent my son to Israel and he came back a Christian. The only thing we can do is pray." So they all get down on their little which art in heavens and start praying like mad. Suddenly there is an enormous flash of lightening and a deafening crash of thunder and they hear a voice that says, "You fellahs think you have problems? 2000 years ago, I sent my son to Israel and he came back a Christian."