[guide.chat] In Reply To: Once upon a time
- From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 4 Feb 2013 08:58:32 -0000
Carol;
You've been sniffing the chocolate again, haven't you?
Next time, don't take the wrapper off and see what happens...
Jim.
-----Original Message-----
From: Carol O'Connor - Email Address: missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 03/02/2013 23:39
Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Once upon a time
Oh one day young lady called carol sitting in the pouring heavy rain by the
lakes in lake districs .
Carol was wearing rain coat red wellingtons boots yellow umberella all she
could do was just sit there all alone and dream she cried an cried tears
strolling down her eyes also blood shot too.
all carol could hear was heavy rain on the benches and windows all boats
passing by all lit up windows
sad day for Carol.
Suddenly felt tap on her shoulder she jumped and screamed
Who is that!
sorry luv
its me daft jim
What do you want?
Well I heard about your troubles over your new husband to be Malcom jilting you.
What!
Yes its tru everybody on chat forum rang my house up yesterday
Really!
Yes
carol cried again
here love have one of my mens hanker cheif its clean not lown my nose on that
one
Oh thank you daft jim.
Ok luv
daft jim let carol rest her head on shoulders
there there my dear
Oh daft jim you know I am feeling so much better already
its ok luv
right how do you fancy take away
What!
you mean food?
Yes luv
oh so happy thank you.
Carol and daft jim walked hand in hand along the habour
oh you know what daft jim this feels great walking here with you.
Right luv here is nice pizza hut
lets get you inside your all wet and upset
Oh my god no
Whats up shouted carol
lisen must dash back out Malcolm is in here with allthe girls in chat room
Well the bloody lousy sod
carol no no calm down
Me calm down you got to be joking
Before daft jim could stop her she ran up to malcolm shouting abusive language
at him
john and kevin came rushing over held her up by the arms right you out
they took me right down the path
sat me on bench
i cried and cried
daft jim forgot all about me he was enjoying pizza in pizza hut
listen said kevin must go luv got to carry on cooking in the pizza hut
Carol shouted is that all you can think about cooking
yes luv its my hobbie
OH forget it then
Carol just walked off in the dark night tears strolling down her cheeks feeling
lost and unwanted
The end
story called
sad day written by author cliff richard
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