[cryptome] Job Description for CIA Director: The 15 Commandments.

  • From: doug <douglasrankine2001@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: cryptome@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 16:28:25 +0000

see url: http://cryptome.org/2015/01/cia-udall-nyt-15-0117.pdf

1. Must be a good liar
2. Must have a vivid imagination.
3. Must be able to think on his/her feet.
4. Must be a consistent liar.
5. Must be able to play a team, including President, DCI, NSA, Senate & Congress the Media, and, last but not least, the American People.
6. Must have a thick skin.
7. Must be prepared to sell his/her grandmother/grandfather for a mess of pottage.
8. Must have no moral, legal or social conscience.
9. Be able to live for the moment.
10. Good at praying that he/she won't be caught out.
11. Negotiate a "Get Me Out Free" clause when taking on the job.
12. No need to be good at deception...
13. Must know how to delegate the art of deception to others.
14. Must know how to avoid the buck stopping at his desk.
15. Must believe in the mantra that he is George Washington and never tells a lie.
16. When the time comes, be forgetful.
17. When retired, believe in God and support good causes.
18. Must be able to pass the lie detector test every two months.

Any more specifications would be most welcome...

P.S. We can work on qualifications and the background later.

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