[cryptome] Re: Job Description for CIA Director: The 15 Commandments.

  • From: John Young <jya@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: cryptome@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 16:34:21 -0500

Fundamental duty of spies is to lie about everything all the time.
Which puts them in a contradictory position with overseers who
know this and must pretend to believe the spies when they are

It also puts them in a contradictory position with each other inside
their agencies and with outside allies and opponents who are
doing the same smoke and mirrors.

The result is continuous fabrication of accounts to fit whatever
circumstances arise, and change the accounts without hesitaton
or to hesitate if that beguiles and deceives.

Nothing about this is peculiar, it is fundamentally human.

Believe you me: the truth will set you free, the cause and first
casualty of war, necessary for swindling friends and foes,
verily godsent by the Creator. Wink, buy us a brew, dear friend.

At 11:28 AM 1/18/2015, you wrote:
see url: http://cryptome.org/2015/01/cia-udall-nyt-15-0117.pdf

1. Must be a good liar
2. Must have a vivid imagination.
3. Must be able to think on his/her feet.
4. Must be a consistent liar.
5. Must be able to play a team, including President, DCI, NSA, Senate & Congress the Media, and, last but not least, the American People.
6. Must have a thick skin.
7. Must be prepared to sell his/her grandmother/grandfather for a mess of pottage.
8. Must have no moral, legal or social conscience.
9. Be able to live for the moment.
10. Good at praying that he/she won't be caught out.
11. Negotiate a "Get Me Out Free" clause when taking on the job.
12. No need to be good at deception...
13. Must know how to delegate the art of deception to others.
14. Must know how to avoid the buck stopping at his desk.
15. Must believe in the mantra that he is George Washington and never tells a lie.
16. When the time comes, be forgetful.
17. When retired, believe in God and support good causes.
18. Must be able to pass the lie detector test every two months.

Any more specifications would be most welcome...

P.S. We can work on qualifications and the background later.

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