[bksvol-discuss] Totally O.T. Fw: 9 months later
- From: "Amy Goldring Tajalli" <agoldringtajalli@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:11:34 -0400
A friend sent me this and I thought this group of perfectionists and tale
validaters might enjoy it.
Amy
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Subject: 9 months later
>9 Months Later...
>
> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
> minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught
> in
> a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
> attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night.
>
> "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
> to
> myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
> neighbors
> will talk if I let you stay in my house."
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
> weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the
> two
> men found their way to the barn and settled in for the nig ht. Come
> morning,
> the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
> weekend of skiing.
>
> But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> attorney.
> It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that
> it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
> weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
> that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
> north about 9 months ago?"
>
> "Yes, I do," said Bob.
>
> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
> house and pay her a visit?"
>
> "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I
> have to admit that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
& gt;
> Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
> afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me everything."
>
> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?
> ... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
>
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