[bksvol-discuss] Re: Totally O.T. Fw: 9 months later
- From: Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:27:45 -0700 (PDT)
I my have seen this before, or not--because it gave me
a BIG LAUGH--set me to coughing--and I'm still
smiling.
Cindy
--- Amy Goldring Tajalli
<agoldringtajalli@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> A friend sent me this and I thought this group of
> perfectionists and tale validaters might enjoy it.
> Amy
> omst
>
> --- Original Message -----
> From:
> To: Sent: 9/20/2006 10:43:54 AM
> Subject:
>
>
> Subject: 9 months later
>
>
> >9 Months Later...
> >
> > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
> So they loaded up Jack's
> > minivan and headed north. After driving for a
> few hours, they got caught
> > in
> > a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a
> nearby farm and asked the
> > attractive lady who answered he door if they
> could spend the night.
> >
> > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I
> have this huge house all
> > to
> > myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
> explained. "I'm afraid the
> > neighbors
> > will talk if I let you stay in my house."
> >
> > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to
> sleep in the barn. And if the
> > weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
> The lady agreed, and the
> > two
> > men found their way to the barn and settled in
> for the nig ht. Come
> > morning,
> > the weather had cleared, and they got on their
> way. They enjoyed a great
> > weekend of skiing.
> >
> > But about nine months later, Jack got an
> unexpected letter from an
> > attorney.
> > It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but
> he finally determined that
> > it was from the attorney of that attractive
> widow he had met on the ski
> > weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and
> asked, "Bob, do you remember
> > that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed
> at on our ski holiday up
> > north about 9 months ago?"
> >
> > "Yes, I do," said Bob.
> >
> > "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of
> the night, go up to the
> > house and pay her a visit?"
> >
> > "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed
> about being found out, "I
> > have to admit that I did."
> >
> > "And did you happen to use my name instead of
> telling her your name?"
> & gt;
> > Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah,
> look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm
> > afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
> >
> > "She just died and left me everything."
> >
> > (And you thought the ending would be different,
> didn't you?
> > ... now keep that smile for the rest of the
> day.)
> >
>
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