[tcb] Re: It's Friday!!!
- From: singlecabboy <sealingwaxred@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2006 10:05:09 -0800 (PST)
Have you heard the one about Ed Zackery? it's number
47
--- Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> LOL, Great story keep em' comin'...
>
> Katrina & Dan Martin
> 71'bus "Homer"
> http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
> http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
>
>
> On Friday, December 01, 2006, at 07:34AM, "Eric
> Woodall" <eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >Ha!
> >Katrina, that reminds me of a story Amy told me
> about her Grandmother.
> >When She was young, around Christmas time she would
> always draw a picture
> >of the Nativity. One thing that was wierd about it
> though was that she
> >always drew a little fat man next to Jesus.
> Finally someone who saw her
> >artwork asked her who the little fat man was.
> >She simply replied, "Well, that's 'Round John'!"
> >Round John, Who is that?
> >
> >You know how the song goes...
> >Round John Virgin, Mother and Child
> >Sleep in Heavenly Peace
> >Sleep in Heavenly Peace!
> >
> >Ha, Ha. I get kick out of that story every time I
> hear it...
> >
> >
> >
> >> Two old ladies are outside their nursing home,
> having a drink and a smoke,
> >> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies
> pulls out a condom, cuts off
> >> the end, puts it over her cigarette, and
> continues smoking.
> >>
> >> Maude: What in the hell is that?
> >> Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't
> get wet.
> >> Maude: Where did you get it?
> >> Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.
> >>
> >> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the
> local drugstore and announces
> >> to the pharmacist that she wants a box of
> condoms.
> >> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at
> her kind of strangely (she
> >> is after all, over 80 years of age), but very
> delicately asks what brand
> >> of condom she prefers.
> >>
> >> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a
> Camel."
> >>
> >> The pharmacist fainted.
> >>
> >> Another joke:
> >>
> >> An Outsider in a small Texas town around
> Christmas time, saw a "Nativity
> >> Scene" that showed great skill and talent had
> gone into creating it. But
> >> one
> >> small feature was all wrong: the three wise men
> were wearing firemen's
> >> helmets.
> >>
> >> Totally unable to come up with a reason or
> explanation, he left. At a
> >> "Quik
> >> Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady
> behind the counter about the
> >> helmets.
> >> She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn
> Yankees never read your
> >> Bibles!"
> >> The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply
> couldn't recall anything
> >> about firemen in the Bible.
> >> She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and
> riffled through some
> >> pages,
> >> and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.
> Sticking it in the guys face
> >> she
> >> said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise
> men came from afar.'"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Look at all those cheetos
> >>
> >>
>
http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0087/cheese-doodles-wide-sitting-61.tcl
> >>
> >> This is so funny!
> >>
> >>
>
http://funny-town.blogspot.com/2006/11/two-incredible-guys.html
> >>
> >> Hover mouse
> >>
> >> http://crazypc.com/other/misc/hovermouse.htm
> >>
> >> Sleep facts
> >>
> >> http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm
> >>
> >> Well, not another search engine
> >>
> >> http://www.pagebull.com/
> >>
> >> This is so coooooooooool
> >>
> >> http://www.musicovery.com/index.php?ct=us
> >>
> >> Katrina & Dan Martin
> >> 71'bus "Homer"
> >> http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
> >>
> http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
Paul Smith
www.23window.com/thezone
T.C.B.
H.B.B.
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