[tcb] Re: It's Friday!!!

LOL, Great story keep em' comin'...

Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
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On Friday, December 01, 2006, at 07:34AM, "Eric Woodall" <eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 
wrote:
>Ha!
>Katrina, that reminds me of a story Amy told me about her Grandmother.
>When She was young, around Christmas time she would always draw a picture
>of the Nativity.  One thing that was wierd about it though was that she
>always drew a little fat man next to Jesus.  Finally someone who saw her
>artwork asked her who the little fat man was.
>She simply replied, "Well, that's 'Round John'!"
>Round John, Who is that?
>
>You know how the song goes...
>Round John Virgin, Mother and Child
>Sleep in Heavenly Peace
>Sleep in Heavenly Peace!
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>Ha, Ha.  I get kick out of that story every time I hear it...
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>> Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
>> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
>> the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>>
>> Maude: What in the hell is that?
>> Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
>> Maude: Where did you get it?
>> Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.
>>
>> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
>> to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
>> is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
>> of condom she prefers.
>>
>> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
>>
>> The pharmacist fainted.
>>
>> Another joke:
>>
>> An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity
>> Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But
>> one
>> small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's
>> helmets.
>>
>> Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a
>> "Quik
>> Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the
>> helmets.
>> She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your
>> Bibles!"
>> The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything
>> about firemen in the Bible.
>> She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some
>> pages,
>> and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face
>> she
>> said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
>>
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>> Look at all those cheetos
>>
>> http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0087/cheese-doodles-wide-sitting-61.tcl
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>> This is so funny!
>>
>> http://funny-town.blogspot.com/2006/11/two-incredible-guys.html
>>
>> Hover mouse
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>> http://crazypc.com/other/misc/hovermouse.htm
>>
>> Sleep facts
>>
>> http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm
>>
>> Well, not another search engine
>>
>> http://www.pagebull.com/
>>
>> This is so coooooooooool
>>
>> http://www.musicovery.com/index.php?ct=us
>>
>> Katrina & Dan Martin
>> 71'bus "Homer"
>> http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
>> http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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