[tcb] Re: It's Friday!
- From: "j duncan" <whocanduncan@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:57:02 -0600
My $0.02 worth. . .,
Beer Goggles (is this a repeat performance?):
http://www.beerleaguethemovie.com/beergogglesflash.htm
Quick Change artists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-wUgnyGv0
JOKE #1
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think
this place is ... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
JOKE #2 (with apologies to the ladies)
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted a
well-endowed attractive woman (standing alone) across the room.
When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied, "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with,
"That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself because it reflects the things I
like most in the world, cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Bustits," I replied.
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