add pictures, too >From: ryan_gaffuri@xxxxxxxxxxx >Reply-To: ryan_gaffuri@xxxxxxxxxxx >To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >Subject: Re: Impressing your boss >Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 15:29:45 +0000 > >managers love metrics. Come up with some completely irrelevant statistics >to do a 'db health check'. Show that these numbers are horrible. Then make >some completely irrelevant change and show your boss the same irrelevant >metrics and proclaim that the db is now healthy. > >Spit out some archaic and jumbled techno-babble so that noone has any idea >what you are talking about(they will assume you are smart, because only >smart people talk like that). > >this actually works... its also useful to get managers to go away when they >get annoying. > >-- >http://www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l -- http://www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l