Aint that the truth. Wives do come in handy at times. I was a single parent for many years. And you know, what I learned from that experience, never clean the kitchen floor. Dirt soaks up spilled grape juice like a sponge. If grape juice makes the floor sticky, the floor isn’t dirty enough. I used to have a Fujitzu scanner that could drink beer by the gallon. I now use a wireless keyboard and an extender cable for my headphones. When I spill something, I just stand around and look helpless. When the helpless routine doesn’t work, it’s time to give Sue a little more attention. David ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jim" <jim@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Sunday, June 05, 2005 1:23 PM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: OT spillage After my wine spill, my wife issued me what we used to call a "tippy tom". It is a cup with two handles, a large base and a lid with a small slit opening. They are used for children in the highchair age. Jim B ----- Original Message ----- From: "siss52" <siss52@xxxxxxx> To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Sunday, June 05, 2005 10:03 AM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: OT spillage > > I guard allk of my equipment by not having any liquids around any of it.. > Equipment is so expensive! > > Sue S. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sarah Van Oosterwijck" <curiousentity@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Sunday, June 05, 2005 9:44 AM > Subject: [bksvol-discuss] OT spillage > > > I know I like cranberry juice, but I really don't drink it as much as my > disasters with it would imply. I haven't killed a scanner, which is really > good since mine couldn't be replaced and I am very attached to it, but I > did cause a NLS tape player to stop working by pouring cranberry juice > over > it. Those things are tough and a glass of water didn't phase it, but I > suspect cranberry juice is even worse than wine because it is so sticky. I > thought I was going to die of embarrassment when I told the librarian > about > the accident. > > One of my cousins dumped another glass of cranberry juice I was drinking > over my first printer. It was a stupid old printer, so I wasn't so upset > about that, but the mess was very unpleasant to clean up. > > I also dumped a can of mountain dew next to my laptop when the modem's > phone cord got tangled around it. Fortunately I grabbed the laptop so fast > that liquid didn't reach it yet. Another good excuse for wireless > networks? > ;-) > > > > I still drink stuff around my scanner and computer, but it is hard to > spill > in them. The one thing I am extremely careful around is my braille note. > I practically guard that thing with my life. LOL > > > > Sarah Van Oosterwijck > Assistive Technology Instructor > http://home.earthlink.net/~netentity > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Pat Ferguson" <fergent@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > Sent: Saturday, June 04, 2005 8:39 PM > > Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: Romance books > > > Hi Jim, > > Those books sound great! I can't wait to download them. > > I spilled a beer once and it went under a printer, but it still works. > lol. > > No spilling wine on this new scanner! <grin> lol. > > The wine is to drink not spill! <grin> > > But, there's one thing you must do. The next time you have a glass of > wine, > you must shared with all of us. <grin> lol. > > Pat Ferguson > > At 07:22 PM 6/4/05, you wrote: > >> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" >> /> >> >>Hi all >> >> >> >>Last week I spilled a glass of red wine on my epson 3170 scanner. I >>cleaned it up, set it in the sun for two hours and it came back to life >>until today. Probably died of cirrhosis of the circuits. My new scanner >>will arrive Monday, so to break it in my wife gave me 3 romance books to >>scan. I will scan them if someone is interested in validating them. >> >> >> >> From Harlequin American Romance >> >> >> >> From the back cover. >> >>Book 1 The Sheriff >> >>Sheriff...Or Outlaw? Or Both? >> >>Down on her luck, Mary Beth Parker is back in her hometown of Naconiche, >>East Texas, to claim her inheritance-a rundown restaurant and motel. The >>whole town pitches in to help her with this fixer upper, including J. J. >>Outlaw, the sheriff. But Mary Beth doesn't want his kind of help. >> >> >> >>Book 2 The Cop >> >>A Law-Abiding Outlaw! >> >>Carrie Campbell has secret business in Naconiche, Texas. But while she's >>quietly looking into land for oil exploration, she's also falling for >>Judge Frank James Outlaw. Hard. Yes, he's got two little rug rats and yes, >>he lives in this crazy backwater town. But Carrie is discovering she would >>do just about anything to hang on to this Outlaw, no matter what his >>crimes. >> >> >> >>Book 3 The Cop >> >>City Boy Moves Home For Now >> >>As Dr. Kelly Martin discovers, Cole Younger Outlaw is one ornery patient. >>The hard-bitten Houston cop doesn't seem happy about recovering from his >>gunshot wounds in Naconiche-home of his protective family, the Double Dip >>ice cream parlor and a police department whose biggest concern is filling >>people in on the latest gossip. Kelly loves this small town, but the place >>seems to get on Cole's nerves. >> >> >> >>Jim B >> >> > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---- > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.6.2 - Release Date: 6/4/2005 > > > > > > > >